My Children, Is This Really Necessary?

Not that necessary is the first word that springs to mind.

Oh dear.

Really? Jeebus in rock-climbing gear and on a Harley? Really?

And the Lord sayeth that it be unto the markets to decideth, and thus it was.

Comments

[Justin]

AHH! It's gets worse: What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

[Justin]

Oh thank god!

This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE.

[The Real Kato]

Huh. You know, at first I thought it was the creepy Burger King guy from the TV commercials.

[ae]

Justin, aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyy!!!! That is the most frightening thing I've ever seen. It's not even helping much that it's satire. I wonder how many of these insane, disturbing ornaments they'll sell. (I dont' want to know!)

The Real Kato, ha! It does look like the creepy Burger King. Probably owned by the same company or made in the same Chinese factory.