HAHA! Ha! Heh... Hunh.

Married To The Sea Comic Archive: Sep 2007.

Listen here, people: the many, many, many Repugnican family values hypocrites who have difficulty communicating w/ other menfolk and somehow foster "misunderstandings" that somehow are all interpreted as an offer of fellatio are NOT GAY. Repeat: NOT GAY. Got that? NOT. GAY. Really. No, really. NOT. GAY.

Because it is much better to be an adulterous sneak soliciting sex in a public place or to sexually harass young people in your employ or to be considered a racist or to be a drug-abusing hypocrite or to assault a sleeping person than to be -- gasp! -- Teh Gay! (Cue: horror organ muzik)

Now I'm not a senator--nor do I skulk around public restrooms--but I've just never had a complete stranger misconstrue my (innocent) intentions so drastically. I mean, when's the last time you were in line at the Piggly Wiggly wondering aloud about the 2-for-1 special on Funyuns and the guy in front of you thought you were offering him a blowjob?

Maybe it's different for senators:

Citizen/bathroom patron: Do you have the time?
Senator Homohater: I'll blow you for $20.

I can see why there'd be so much confusion.

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Comments

[misscripchick]

i LOVE that comment!! thanks for posting.

[Elkit]

Lincoln looks so defeated. Poor guy! First he gets killed, and now this shite?