Debauchery of Crackers

Late night discussions Chez ae & db inevitably turn, as all discussions do, to what we're going to eat.

Yap, yap, yap, salad, burritos, blah blah, vodka tonics, yap, yap, yap.

And then the evening they took a recriminating turn! To wit:

ae: We need to eat well, babe.
db: I do eat well! Don't draw me into your debauchery of crackers!

Comments

[David]

Is this a southern phrase?

[arse poetica]

David, only in db's hilariously twisted mind! =) But it does have a southern progeny in that I had been eating Saltines just before. Ha.