Shh, Don't Tell db

I'm getting him this t-shirt. I laugh every time I look at it. The look on Paper's face is priceless. HA!

Comments

[Ann Bartow]

It's a funny shirt, but why do you suppose all the women's sizes cost $2 more than most of the men's shirts?

[ae]

Ann, I was wondering the same thing, but it's the usual Fashion Industrial Complex keeping us down (and I'm not joking, of course). It just plain costs more to be a woman, and I can't stand it. Every time I'm shopping (which is rarely ever), I marvel that women have to pay ridiculous sums for bras and paper-thin t-shirts and tampons and haircuts and...

Also, all the women's sizes run small and are based on bra size, as if, like, I wear t-shirts to show off my breasts. It's so annoying. Can I get a shirt that fits, please? Half the time I have to buy a men's t-shirt just so I'm not walking around looking like Dolly Parton.

[Ann Bartow]

Yep. I don't like clothing that touches me, so I have to avoid a lot of the current shirt styles, where even an extra-large feels like a sausage casing around my chest, and I'm not all that busty. Hoo-eee guess I'm getting old and crochety :>)