Emotionally Younger Than Lithuania

My hat's off to the editorial crew who came up w/ this one! This article may have been the fave so far in our offices, but then I work w/ a bunch of commie-lovin' domestic terrsts, what w/ their book-learnin' and all. Can't trust 'em.

Report: U.S. May Have Been Abused During Formative Years.

WASHINGTON, DC—A team of leading historians and psychiatrists issued a report Wednesday claiming that the United States was likely the victim of abuse by its founding fathers and motherland when it was a young colony.

"In its adulthood, the U.S. displays all the classic tendencies of a nation that was repeatedly mistreated in its infancy—difficulty forming lasting foreign relationships, viewing everyone as a potential enemy, and employing a pattern of assault and intimidation to assert its power," said Dr. Howard Drexel, the report's lead author. "Because of trust issues stemming from the abuse, America has become withdrawn, has not made an ally in years, and often resents the few nations that are willing to lend support—most countries outgrow this kind of behavior after 230 years."

Lie down on the couch, Murka, and tell me about your dreams.

Comments

[David]

George dreams in Kafka.

[Alicia]

Makes as much sense as anything else!

[Dharma]

Oh this is too funny! Thanks.