Well, good. You know it had to happen, and how delicious that it takes place in the Watergate Building. You simply cannot make this stuff up. Honestly, the most far-reaching, out-of-this-world spoof could not touch this madministration for mind-blowingly obvious criminalizing. Now, if only we had a coherent reporting system, sort of a mass information dissemination apparatus wherein the populace could be alerted to the news of the day, presented in context and w/o prejudice, but there I go dreaming again!
What I hope the Steno Pool catches on to is how connected this web of chicanery and deceit is. It's a veritable Repugnican Connect the Dots (tm). Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, Haley Barbour and the NH Repugnican phone jam scam, Turd Blossom, the PNAC All-Stars ... the list goes on. O, how I regret not having the graphic design skillz to bring these many relationships into linear focus! What the hell did I learn in skool anyhoo?
The Wall Street Journal reported today that indicted former California Congressman Randall "Duke" Cunningham may not have limited his good times to partying on a rented yacht. It turns out the FBI is currently investigating two defense contractors who allegedly provided Cunningham with free limousine service, free stays at hotel suites at the Watergate and the Westin Grand, and free prostitutes.
The two defense contractors who allegedly bribed Cunningham, said the Journal, were Brent Wilkes, the founder of ADCS Inc., and Mitchell Wade, the founder of MZM Inc.; both firms profited greatly from their connections with Cunningham. The Journal also suggested that other lawmakers might be implicated. I've learned from a well-connected source that those under intense scrutiny by the FBI are current and former lawmakers on Defense and Intelligence comittees—including one person who now holds a powerful intelligence post. I've also been able to learn the name of the limousine service that was used to ferry the guests and other attendees to the parties: Shirlington Limousine and Transportation of Arlington, Virginia. Wilkes, I've learned, even hired Shirlington as his personal limousine service.
It gets even more interesting: the man who has been identified as the CEO of Shirlington has a 62-page rap sheet (I recently obtained a copy) that runs from at least 1979 through 1989 and lists charges of petit larceny, robbery, receiving stolen goods, assault, and more. Curiously—or perhaps not so curiously given the company's connections—Shirlington Limousine is also a Department of Homeland Security contractor; according to the Washington Post, last fall it won a $21.2 million contract for shuttle services and transportation support. (I tried to contact Shirlington but was unable to get past their answering service.)
As to the festivities themselves, I hear that party nights began early with poker games (see Clarification, below) and degenerated into what the source described as a "frat party" scene—real bacchanals. Apparently photographs were taken, and investigators are anxiously procuring copies. My heart beats faster in fevered anticipation.
Expect further details to emerge . . .
Clarification, April 28, 11:55AM: the wording of the last paragraph in this item was not meant to suggest that all of the party attendees stayed throughough the night. Some of the partygoers were simply there to play cards and mingle with friends.
Oh, haha! But of course! No, officer, I was only holding this lady's purse for her.
Well, let's see those pix. A picture's worth a thousand words (of non-denial denials), as they say. If I even let my brain alight on the thought that lawmakers, men we elect to represent our interests, those who would ideally stand in defense of principle and on the side of progress, who would put aside personal gain for the common good, and who would behave according to the principles of a healthy and robust body politic as idealized in the United States Constitution and as realized in every decent, democratic, human rights principle human history had envisioned to date, would instead buy and sell women (human beings!) for their sexual gratification, I could lose all semblance of pacifistosity and start advocating lining said "lawmakers" first against the wall. Dehumanize women, will ya? Buh-bye, cretins.
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