Jackass*
Pronunciation: 'jak-"as
Function: noun
1: DONKEY; especially: a male donkey
2: a stupid person : FOOL (see: Chris Matthews)
I actually just heard Chris Matthews say about a sentence in Osama bin Laden's most recent statement that he (bin Laden) sounds like "an over the top Michael Moore, or a Michael Moore."
!!!!!
Honestly.
Hon.Est.Ly.
These hucksters have no shame. This is incendiary and, frankly, idiotic. Slandering an advocate for peace by comparing him to a religious zealot and criminal mastermind -- way to go, Chris Matthews!
You, sir, are an idiot. But you do GE proud.
[*What a pretty jackass, and it's obviously sensitive and refined and thoughtful. Nothing like the spittle-flecked bloviating blowhard moron making macho bullshit pronouncements on a program for hysterics to which I am, terribly insultingly, comparing him. My apologies to jackasses everywhere.]
[UPDATE: title and post reworked just after publishing.]
Michael Moore has posted a pretty good reply -- Amanda has linked to it over at Pandagon.
I must say that is the prettiest donkey I've ever seen. Such beautiful eyes! Such fluffy fur! Such enormous honking ears!
Posted by: Violet Socks | Saturday, 21 January 2006 at 04:12 PM
Violet, thank you for sending me over to Michael Moore.
Isn't that a gorgeous donkey? Prettiest one I've ever seen, as well. I felt bad comparing it to that idiot Matthews.
Posted by: ae | Wednesday, 25 January 2006 at 08:54 AM