So there you have it: the correct order in which to peel an apple. The internets are an amazing madhouse collection. Truly anything you want to know can be found there, e.g. the correct form for chopping various fruits and vegetables.
What can't one find?
The meaning of life.
What you're thinking right now.
Why won't he/she love me?
World peace and an end to hunger?
Seems like the answers to the last one should be somewhere, doesn't it? Maybe? Possibly? Surely so.
Hey, someone's got to ponder the imponderables in service of avoiding the blank blog post. Finding ever more ways to distract oneself from the onerous task of writing one's life, no matter how small, how irrelevant, how private, how unexamined, how damnably un-taxing. Fascinating, really. What is this hold the Terror of the Blank Page™ (TotBP™) has on us? It ain't reasonable, that's for sure.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!! I am listening to the rockingest frickin' song EVER (for now)! Tunes like these are surely the answer to world hunger, poverty, disease, and the TotBP™. It's called, aptly, Marvelous Truth.
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